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Blond & Slots
A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a
local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the
machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the
machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the
machine!
She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became
impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to
whatever stupid thing you are doing?"
The blonde turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this
machine while I'm still winning!"
Slot Machine Fortune
Ned was down on his luck in Las Vegas. He had gambled away all his
money and had to borrow a dime from another gambler just to use the
men's room. The stall happened to be open, so he used the dime in a
slot machine and hit the jackpot. He took his winnings and went to the
blackjack table and turned his small winnings into ten million
dollars.
Wealthy beyond his wildest dreams, Ned went on the lecture circuit,
where he told his incredible story. He told his audiences that he was
eternally grateful to his benefactor, and if he ever found the man he
would share his fortune with him. After months of lectures, a man in
the audience jumped up and said, "I'm that man. I was the one who gave
you the dime."
"You're not the one I'm looking for. I'm looking for the guy who left
the door open!"
Good Machine
Two friends, Smith and Jones, went together to play the slot machines
at the casino. Each agreed that when his allotted money was gone, he
would go to the front of the casino and sit on the bench to wait for
his friend.
Jones quickly lost all of his money and went to sit on the bench. He
waited and waited and waited and waited. After what seemed an
eternity, he saw Smith coming toward him carrying a huge sack of
coins. "Hey, Jones," said Smith, "how'd you do?" "Well, Smith", said
Jones, "you see me here on this bench- what do you think? It looks
like you hit it big, though." "Oh yeah," said Smith, "did I find a
good slot machine! It's way in the back. I'll show it to you-you can't
lose!
EVERY TIME YOU PUT IN A DOLLAR FOUR QUARTERS COME OUT!!!"
Slot Machine Advice
Don't bring your silver dollar yo-yo near the slot machines.
Don't stack your slots coin tubs on top of the machine just to show
off.
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